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Perpetually Upset
A few people have asked for a Seattle Sportsnet Bracket Challenge, so overcoming my own laziness, I went ahead and created a bracket pool through ESPN. The group is free, open to everyone, and will...
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Top 11: Moments In Life You Wish Gus Johnson Was There To Call
It already happened for Isaiah Thomas thanks to this game-winning bucket. But shouldn’t we all be lucky enough to land on the receiving end of a Gus Johnson play-by-play? He’s arguably the greatest...
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A Totally Uninformed NCAA Tournament Preview
Because when you’re uninformed, you can never legitimately be wrong. East Region (1) Ohio State vs. (16) Winner of Texas-San Antonio/Alabama State This will be worse than when Team USA played Iceland...
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A Rant About Kevin O’Neill
First of all, Kevin O’Neill is a dick. That really goes without saying, but where’s the fun in not saying it? He’s a dick. Let it be known. If you don’t believe me, check the internet. There’s evidence...
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March Sadness
Thirty-two games in the opening round of the NCAA Tournament (screw you and your “Second Round” designation, NCAA) and I only managed to correctly predict the outcomes of twenty-three of those...
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A Rant About East Coast Bias
As a paid member of the sports media, you have one task: watch sports often enough to speak knowledgeably about it. That is it. That’s all you have to do. You don’t have a tough job like clowns (“I...
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